Hello, I'm Lawyer Dave, the boss of The Brokeoffs. The Brokeoffs is myself and anyone who plays with me. Get it? 

Good. Because I don't.

Anyways, some really annoying weirdos tell me I'm supposed justify my existence to other annoying weirdos by having a bio but truly, does anyone really read this shit? And if they do, does it actually translate into better living for musicians and fans? I doubt it highly. 

I have produced, written and performed on a bunch of records you can get by googling "Holly Golightly and the Brokeoffs" or "The Brokeoffs Restless Leg"or "Lawyer Dave music" but that already sounds like work so maybe don't do that. Also, you might be asked to like, pay for shit and that's too inconvenient so fuck it. Don't do that shit.

I get a lot of questions about my setup so I'll go there briefly but all you really have to do is watch the videos or better still, leave the comforts of your own home and catch it as it happens live. 

I play half a drumset with my feets, play guitar in open tunings and sing. That's pretty much it. I don't want to talk about the music or the sound because talking about music and sound is fucking dumb. Just shut up and listen. As it turns out, that's also a good general strategy for life.

Thanks. I think.